A scratch from a Karen creates another Karen.

 

Kevin's day at the local Target had been a tiresome slog, just another mundane shift in a world of fluorescent lights and predictable routines. As he stepped out of the employee's sanctuary, yearning for some well-deserved respite, the universe had a whimsical twist in store for him. Just moments away from the sweet embrace of freedom, Kevin's path was intercepted by a formidable force. Approaching him, she bore all the telltale signs of what some might whimsically dub a "Karen."



With an unyielding demand, this Karen insisted that Kevin detour to the toy section and amuse the young clientele. Kevin, who knew very well that he was off the clock, attempted to diplomatically redirect her towards a colleague who could better assist her. Little did he know that this polite gesture was like adding fuel to the fire of her fury. Her anger erupted in a symphony of scathing words that reverberated throughout the store. Shockingly, she even resorted to physically scratching him. Thankfully, some vigilant coworkers stepped in to restrain the irate woman, allowing Kevin to escape, fleeing into the sprawling mall that enveloped the store.



As he aimlessly roamed the bustling mall, a curious sensation washed over him. An unsettling warmth coursed through his entire body, leaving him preoccupied with the peculiar transformation that was taking place. Unbeknownst to him, he absently scratched an itch, unintentionally giving rise to a change in his very form. In the process, he acquired new, feminine attributes and a posterior that drew attention as he strolled.



Changes continued their ripple through his body. His once-short hair transformed into cascading, flowing locks, culminating in a quintessential "Karen" hairstyle. His visage underwent a middle-aged makeover, courtesy of hastily applied, garish makeup. Strangely, every trace of body hair vanished as if he had undergone countless beauty treatments in an instant. His stature diminished, and his overall appearance shifted towards a more feminine aesthetic, complete with perfectly manicured nails.



Eventually, Kevin came to an abrupt halt, his thoughts muddled and dizziness consuming him. A profound transformation had occurred, not just in his looks but in his essence. The entitlement virus, previously foreign to him, had rooted itself, changing him into his own worst nightmare. Kevin was no more; in his place stood an incredibly entitled and rude woman, convinced the world revolved around her, heedless of the needs of others. In a twisted twist of fate, he had become the very Karen who had scratched him earlier.



As her transformation concluded, two distinct mounds appeared on her chest. Karen's gaze fell upon her shattered sunglasses, her sense of entitlement magnifying her irritation. She whirled on her heels and made her way back to Target, resolute in asserting her dominance. Upon arrival, she immediately confronted an unfortunate staff member, demanding a refund for her broken eyewear. When her irrational request fell on deaf ears, she escalated the situation, demanding to speak with the manager and resorting to scratching two employees in her fury. Unbeknownst to her, she had inadvertently spread the Karen virus to her hapless victims, just as she herself had succumbed earlier.



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